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Posted Mon Feb 25, 2013, 9:55am
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Three AM, man sitting at kitchen table, crying, sobbing, head in hands. Wife comes into kitchen and says,
"What's wrong, Dear? Why are you crying?"
"Remember back when we met?"
"Yes."
"Remember the night I told your father that you were pregnant?"
"Yes."
"Remember he said that if I didn't marry you, that since you were under age, he would make sure that I got fifteen years in prison?"
"Yes."
"I would have gotten out today!""

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Man walking behind hearse with two caskets in it. Man has really big, ferocious dog on a chain better suited to keep a Harley from being stolen. Following behind him a line of nearly 100 men.
Guy in the crowd calls out, "What is going on?"
"That's my wife and mother-in-law in the hearse."
"What happened?"
"My dog attacked them."
"Uhhh...  You think you could lend me that dog for an afternoon?"
The man with the dog sticks out a thumb, points behind him and says, "Get in line!"

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Way are divorces so expensive?
Because they're WORTH IT!

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Why do husbands almost always die first?
Because they WANT TO!

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Posted Mon Feb 25, 2013, 11:07am
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That is really odd. Wonder if it is something in the air.... My husband punched the toaster yesterday....

 
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Posted Mon Feb 25, 2013, 12:03pm
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If those darn kitchen appliances keep acting up, I guess they deserve to be beaten.

 
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Posted Mon Feb 25, 2013, 12:17pm
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Posted Mon Feb 25, 2013, 3:17pm
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There was a time when women were not allowed in the bar area of the local Elk clubs.  Well two fairly inebriated men were at the bar when one of the guys notices a woman making her way to the bar, and to boot she had a pirates patch over one eye.  So the guy goes to his drunken friend, in a disgusting tone of voice, "Check out this woman who just came in with one eye!".  His friend covers his left eye, turns around and looks at her.

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Posted Mon Feb 25, 2013, 5:32pm
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Coffeenoobie Said:

That is really odd. Wonder if it is something in the air.... My husband punched the toaster yesterday....

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I'd have paid to see that.
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Posted Mon Feb 25, 2013, 6:45pm
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Owl Said:

I'd have paid to see that.

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me too, if they were in the same weight class.

 
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Posted Tue Feb 26, 2013, 6:19am
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Coffeenoobie Said:

That is really odd. Wonder if it is something in the air.... My husband punched the toaster yesterday....

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The boy pops out of that man once in a while and in many cases stupid stuff follows. :)

 
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Posted Tue Feb 26, 2013, 11:30am
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I didn't see it, I just heard it and thought he dropped a pot or something.  Poor toaster was just a patsy.  The toaster was the innocent victim of the GFCI plug being tripped.

 
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Posted Tue Feb 26, 2013, 11:38am
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Coffeenoobie Said:

I didn't see it, I just heard it and thought he dropped a pot or something.  Poor toaster was just a patsy.  The toaster was the innocent victim of the GFCI plug being tripped.

Posted February 26, 2013 link

Are you sure the match wasn't rigged?  Possibly the toaster was paid off for a fall?

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