Posted Mon Feb 25, 2013, 9:55am Subject: Re: Punch a Major and you WILL break your hand.
Three AM, man sitting at kitchen table, crying, sobbing, head in hands. Wife comes into kitchen and says, "What's wrong, Dear? Why are you crying?" "Remember back when we met?" "Yes." "Remember the night I told your father that you were pregnant?" "Yes." "Remember he said that if I didn't marry you, that since you were under age, he would make sure that I got fifteen years in prison?" "Yes." "I would have gotten out today!""
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Man walking behind hearse with two caskets in it. Man has really big, ferocious dog on a chain better suited to keep a Harley from being stolen. Following behind him a line of nearly 100 men. Guy in the crowd calls out, "What is going on?" "That's my wife and mother-in-law in the hearse." "What happened?" "My dog attacked them." "Uhhh... You think you could lend me that dog for an afternoon?" The man with the dog sticks out a thumb, points behind him and says, "Get in line!"
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Way are divorces so expensive? Because they're WORTH IT!
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Why do husbands almost always die first? Because they WANT TO!
Posted Mon Feb 25, 2013, 12:17pm Subject: Re: Punch a Major and you WILL break your hand.
Join the S.A.A. Today! We at the S.A.A. (Stop Appliance Abuse) have too long been disgusted by the abuse being heaped on our dear appliances. A poor, defenseless toaster recently was so abused that it felt ashamed just seeing a slice of French Toast. And what it was asked to do when presented with a bagel cannot be discussed in polite company. Give now or the next abused appliance may be Yours! This is Jerry Lewis, and I could tell you stories about unbalanced washing machines on spin cycle that could keep you up at night. Give now before it's too late.
Posted Mon Feb 25, 2013, 3:17pm Subject: Re: Punch a Major and you WILL break your hand.
There was a time when women were not allowed in the bar area of the local Elk clubs. Well two fairly inebriated men were at the bar when one of the guys notices a woman making her way to the bar, and to boot she had a pirates patch over one eye. So the guy goes to his drunken friend, in a disgusting tone of voice, "Check out this woman who just came in with one eye!". His friend covers his left eye, turns around and looks at her.
Len
"Coffee leads men to trifle away their time, scald their chops, and spend their money, all for a little base, black, thick, nasty, bitter, stinking nauseous puddle water." ~The Women's Petition Against Coffee, 1674
The boy pops out of that man once in a while and in many cases stupid stuff follows. :)
You know those people that want to tell you how to raise your kids but have none of their own? That is how i feel when someone with a kitchen appliance tells me how the merits or dis-merits of my machine or how to use it.
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Posted Tue Feb 26, 2013, 11:30am Subject: Re: Punch a Major and you WILL break your hand.
I didn't see it, I just heard it and thought he dropped a pot or something. Poor toaster was just a patsy. The toaster was the innocent victim of the GFCI plug being tripped.
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Posted Tue Feb 26, 2013, 11:38am Subject: Re: Punch a Major and you WILL break your hand.
Coffeenoobie Said:
I didn't see it, I just heard it and thought he dropped a pot or something. Poor toaster was just a patsy. The toaster was the innocent victim of the GFCI plug being tripped.
Are you sure the match wasn't rigged? Possibly the toaster was paid off for a fall?
Len
"Coffee leads men to trifle away their time, scald their chops, and spend their money, all for a little base, black, thick, nasty, bitter, stinking nauseous puddle water." ~The Women's Petition Against Coffee, 1674
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